I Scour the Internet: The Friday the Thirteenth Edition 7/13/12

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After spending the better part of this morning scanning the internet for Kody and his Krew news, I've decided that today should be 'What's being tweeted on Twitter about Sister Wives' Day. So here are some of the tweets I saw, placed here for your amusement.

Since today is also Friday the 13th, and as I suffer from paraskevidekatriaphobia, I must take my leave now for the safety of my bed.

Enjoy the tweets!

My mom watches THE WORST TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME. I need earplugs. #RealHousewives #Kardashians #SisterWives #INEEDTOMOVEOUT
— Jeremy Dorn (@jamblinman) July 13, 2012

Today in 1843, #Mormon leader #JosephSmith has a revelation that God approves of #polygamy, but disapproves of #TLC's #SisterWives.
— HistoryToday140 (@HistoryToday140) July 13, 2012

RT @annabeloakes I love this bowl of #cereal so much I'm gonna marry it and make it #sisterwives with my #sandwich from yesterday.
— Selena Maranjian (@SelenaMaranjian) July 12, 2012

Totally sitting a couple rows down from Kody and Robyn off the "Sister Wives" at the Tuacahn. #sisterwives #weird!!!
— Hailee Zeeman (@h_zeeman) July 12, 2012

watching #sisterwives makes me so angry!!!!! #brainwashed
— Kayla Schemenauer (@kayschem) July 11, 2012

Finally watching the Tell All episode. They should have done this on @sisterwives01 years ago. bit.ly/MAA1oN @GetGlue #SisterWives
— Jenn The Cook (@AusTxJenn77) July 11, 2012

16 kids and you own a 2 door car? #sisterwives #wtf?
— Carleigh (@hellocarleigh) July 11, 2012

Old news Carleigh. Kody has 17 kids since October last year so get with the program!

@SisterWives01 #boom 2 of my favorite things #SisterWives and #Alligators via.me/-2x69tk6
— GatorWrestler303 (@GatorWrestler30) July 11, 2012

There's something so wrong about this...

Next season I want #bachelor #sisterwives addition. The final 3 all get proposals and each new season adds a new wife.
— Ge Dub (@GeDubs) July 10, 2012

That would be an improvement for both shows! Come on, TLC and ABC !

Don't knock #SisterWives, I have a lot of friends who watch it. I also happen to have a lot of friends in comas. No relation.
— Kat Radley (@KatRadley) July 10, 2012

I'm going to dvr an inspirational show of my own #sisterwives. In time she'll agree to let me style my hair like that dude w/ all the wives.
— Timothy (@timkillea) July 10, 2012

Oh Timothy, I don't think you want to look like Kody. At least not on purpose...

Sitting at brunch eavesdropping on the table of ladies that just had a celebrity sighting at the mall: Cody and his two wives!! #SisterWives
— Brad Masters (@bradleymasters) July 7, 2012

Kody on #SisterWives is an arrogant prick. All he does is exercise his narcissism.
— Molly O. H. (@MrsMollyH) July 6, 2012

Molly, you must have been reading our minds!

New favorite show #SisterWives. Kody Brown living a pimp-tacular lifestyle. #IfOnlyItWasDatEasy myloc.me/pXWu2
— Marcel Brooks (@kingpiniam) July 6, 2012

Kody and his Pimpettes

Marcel, I totally agree with you...

@allisonkollins Do you really think @realkodybrown has time to respond to you? The man has 4 wives and thousands of children.
— Ashley Collins (@AshreeRae) July 13, 2012

.@realkodybrown have you ever thought about combining shows/families with Little People Big World?
— Allison Collins(@allisonkollins) July 12, 2012

Dear @realkodybrown, if you are craving pretzels so bad, why don't you just marry them, that seems to be your answer for everything.
— Kendra M (@kmurch) July 12, 2012

OUCH!!   TRUTH HURTS!!

@realkodybrown hi Cody hope you had a great time @ Disneyland I said hi to you near Indiana Jonrs just curious do you take pics with fans
— Sandra(@arbneopwfe) July 11, 2012

He probably charges. Anyway, he's too big time now to pose with just regular people now...

@realkodybrown so doing some math you have 4 father in laws ....but how many 'mother in laws' do you have?! #poorguy
— amanda robison (@RobisonAmanda) July 10, 2012

Kody still computing the number of mother in laws he has...

Really Amanda, you KNOW this question is gonna blow Kody's mind totally off this planet! Great question, though...Got the krazy eyes going now....

@realkodybrown I'm having a craving for pretzels!!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) July 8, 2012

Now Meri, why would you tweet something like that to Kody? Don't you know this is how rumors get started?

"@MeriBrown1: @realkodybrown I'm having a craving for pretzels!!" I think I know what that means. No, I'm sure you're NOT pregnant!
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) July 8, 2012

Kody, fine example of rumor control....NOT!!

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Here's a post Friday the Thirteenth twit addition:

@realkodybrown :-)Yes you did! Thanks Babe!

— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) July 8, 2012