Wow, what a month it has been. T' Browns were all off doin' their own thin's. Meri handlin' her duties as chief executive recruitin' officer o' their MLM green drink empire. Janelle enjoyin' her time at home with her sprogs. Robyn takin' care o' t' Sister Buxom Beauty Closet business. Kody doin' whatever it be he does (I'm aye we will see him doin' it when t' show resumes on November 11th). And Christine, just bein' Christine.
So let's take a look at some recent tweets from our 'favorite' family o' polygamists t' their fans!
Hmmm...Looks like Robyn's in a funky mood again. Ahoy!, what's up beauty? (cough cough)
One of those moments when I wish I was just hanging out with best friend on a deserted island without a care in the world......Whoa thar. Be that anyway for a sister buxom beauty t' talk, especially when you have three other sisterbuxom beautys that are s'posed t' be your buckos - not t' mention your bestie Meri who you were willin' t' rent your womb out for, almost a year ago!"
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) September 19, 2012
Aye, I think Robyn's gettin' tired o' sharin' and wants a pirate o' her own now.
Ahoy! thar Kody, why haven't you been takin' care o' Robyn? She's soundin' kind o' low, you know....
Fabulous way to end the @livintl day. Stratosphere jump with @jefftuttle1@realkodybrown @meribrown1 twitter.com/hroche/status/…Aha! It's makin' sense now. Kody be hobnobbin' with t' Big Boss and buxom beauty Meri. No wonder Robyn's been feelin' blue! She should try drinkin' that green stuff!
— Heather Roche (@hroche) September 16, 2012
Looking forward to another great day with @jefftuttle1 and @livcorporatelearning about awesome healthy hydration!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) September 15, 2012
Just ran my longest nonstop ever thanks to @jefftuttle1 & @livintlfor amazing energizing products!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) September 18, 2012
See what I mean? Meri knows what I be talkin' about. Did you see how she also made aye her Big Boss was copied on that tweet? Great way t' influence t' Boss Man. I bet Meri's McMansion wetbar will be filled with bottles o' that green drink!
Stop your snivelin' and get with t' program, Robyn!
"@meribrown1: Just ran my longest nonstop ever thanks to @jefftuttle1 & @livintl for amazing energizing products!"Good job Lover, keep it up
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) September 18, 2012
O' course Kody just has t' get t' last word in...good use o' t' word 'lover' but tell me Kody, do you tweet about your other 3 wives t' your LIV boss or be Meri t' only one drinkin' t' green kool-aid?
But wait, why be Meri tweetin' about me Sister buxom beauty's Closet? Isn't that Robyn's baby? (Besides Sol, o' course.)
Have you seen this on MySisterwifesCloset.com yet? It was a favorite at a recent trade show we did here in Vegas. twitter.com/MeriBrown1/sta…
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) September 19, 2012
Honestly Meri, who hasn't seen this 'claddagh charm holder'. For $82, I'd rather spend me doubloons on REAL jewelry. I guess t' price includes t' box, too. How awful that t' price does not include t' 3 individual charms, which costs a total o' $258.00. You'd have t' be a pirate t' afford those trinkets!
Aye, on this note I'm off t' look for me own pirate t' spend some doubloons on and hang out on a deserted island without a care in t' world.... Until next time, remember that I Scour t' Internet, so you don't have to!
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Arggggh! I don't usually update me I Scours, but I checked out Robyn's tweets today and she has two new gems that I just have t' share with everyone.
If done the right way, plural marriage should give choices not take them away.I know it gave my kids and I a wonderful life and family.Who o' ye thinks a certain person (her name starts with R and ends with N) has been readin' a certain Blog this week and tweeted her response t' her fans? Now don't ye hurt yourselves raisin' those hands!
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) September 21, 2012
And we have this wonderful gem from t' same sister buxom beauty...
Wishing I was going to UT today so I could cheer on @meribrown1 as she runs a 5K to help raise support and awareness for victims of polygamy
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) September 21, 2012
Isn't it comforting to know that polygamy 'done the right way' not only gave Robyn a wonderful life, but that she wishes she could cheer on her sisterwife Meri in person? I wonder where IS Kody? So even though it would make for good TV if Robyn left Kody to babysit Sol et al in order to cheer on Meri in her 5K run, I just can't see Robyn giving up her one niter with Kody for a charitable cause. Hey Robyn, how about showing your support by donating some of your no doubt immense proceeds from My Sister Wife's Closet to help out those victims and tweeting for others to follow your example? You don't have to give a lot, just enough to show you really care....
ANOTHER UPDATE ... ANOTHER UPDATE 9/22/12Sltrib.com has an interesting article about the 5K run that featured Meri Brown and Elissa Wall (who escaped from polygamy and testified against Warren Jeffs) as participents. There's even a flattering picture of Meri and of Elissa (click on the picture to see the photo gallery for the article). Please take a few minutes to check it out (the comments are interesting, too). I'm interested to hear what your thoughts are!
Cynical Jinx
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54947325-78/brown-holding-polygamy-keate.html.csp?page=1
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