9 Kasım 2012 Cuma

I Scour the Internet: The Pre Presidential Election Edition 11/5/12

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While scouring the internet (yes, on my knees) I happened to come across an idle rumor. Now, I can't vouch for this rumor (which would be soooo funny in a "how far the mighty has fallen" kind of way if it were actually true) but it appears the Browns may be relocating to a rather small town north of where they currently live.

Now, this place is stuck in the middle of a sand infused no mans land that looks like a - excuse my giggling - double wide heaven. But wait, from Google maps I can actually see a rather large CUDDLE SAC! Is this the cul de sac mentioned by the Kody kids so many months ago? Will Kody be building his McMansions there, or will he just plop down 4 triple wides (he IS a reality star after all) and call it a day?

We won't know for sure until the season starts...in 13 days. I'm getting excited now!

PS, to protect the innocent residents of this town, I will not divulge its name, but it does appear to have 1 large government facility and what appears to be a rather large school within its town limits. Just down the road is another huge government facility. Could this mean our boy Kody has finally hooked himself a real job? Or maybe, a wife is finally getting her 'dream' job. Well, we will have to wait and see!!

I know Cynical Jinx has already posted the two tweets showing that twit Kody with his hair pulled back. You know Kody, if you could make that plyg tail into a side pony, Andy Cohen might invite you on his WWHL show. And I think he pays for appearances!





Is it just me or does Kody always look like he's got a chaw of tobacco in his mouth? Anyway, Kody without his signature hairdo IS embarrassing. Just cut it all off and go bald!

Oh dear, looks like Robyn trying out a new  attention getting tactic...Now it's the things she's thankful for tweets until THANKSGIVING.




Every night? Even on Kody's night? I can't wait to read what Robyn has to say about Kody when it's his turn.


Each time I read this tweet, I wonder why doesn't Robyn know this answer? I mean, isn't she getting a cut from amazon.com and itunes?




Leave it to Robyn to get a picture of the Las Vegas Strip instead of Hunter at his first varsity game. Nice touch, but couldn't you have said "Go Hunter" instead of "Go Bulldogs"?



You know, if y'all had been forward thinking businesswomen, My Sister Wife's Closet would have been the perfect answer to that question...By the way, is that 'exclusive' Sisterwives Christmas tree ornament available in the online store yet? You know, I'm beginning to think that's why the ornament says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas...that way your customers can still use it for New Years if it arrives late from the store.



Ah....the perks of being a sisterwife...at least for Janelle, Christine and Robyn!


What a pity, no new philosophical tweets from Kody "Dogma? I don't need no stinkin' dogmas" Brown. He's probably looking up some new words, so we'll see him after Christmas.

On the subject of Christmas, I just had a thought. Are the Browns going to rent another McMansion for Christmas? I have a novel idea, how about the Browns save money and just celebrate in their own homes for a change? You know, like the regular folks do.


Hey DakotaJustice! Janelle likes Kody's new look, too!


I hope Janelle wasn't depending on Robyn to take photos of Hunter playing football. She did, however, get a shot of downtown Vegas though...

Here's an article that asks the provocative question : Are Browns Succeeding as Ambassadors of Modern Polygamy?


So on this note, we bid adieu until next time... and remember, I Scour the Internet, so you don't have to, y'all.

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