Ever wonder how Kodywould hold up with the Real Housewives of Atlanta as his Plural family? Let’stake a look….
Kody: "LOVEshould be MULTIPLIED, not DIVIDED."Candy: “No, its MONEY should be Multiplied, not Divided.”Cynthia: “What he’s dividing up sure ain’t worth it child.”Phaedra: “Hmm…, might be interesting, but I am a southernlady, not a Mormon one honey.” Kim: “Hell ya! I’ve done that before, long as the pay isgood!”NeNe: (Making gaggingface) “That boy is going to make me puke! Sicko! Close your legs to marriedmen!”
Kody: “I feel like aboy toy!”Candy: “Well first you put in the sugar and make it sticky….”Cynthia: “So not inthis conversation, his ‘boy’ is about as big as a ‘toy’.”Phaedra: “But thepowdered sugar makes it sweet!”Kim: "Shut the front door!" "And the back one!"NeNe: “Listen, I’d never put Kool-Aid, candied yams,peppermint candy, SHUT UP!!! THAT IS SO STUPID”!
Kody: I’m'proselyting' my dogma: “The more kids the bigger the planet, the greater the kingI will be!.”Candy: "Say Whhhaaat?" Cynthia: "I’d rather take my chances then follow that boy.”Phaedra: “Venus and Mars honey, Venus and Mars.”Kim: “What in the F$#% is a Dogma?”NeNe: (To Kim) “He’s talking about you on a good day,BI%^&!”
KODY: "He's abrother from another mother and she's a sister from the same mister"Candy: “And who ain’tin Atlanta?”Cynthia: “And you arenot get another mother with a dang blister, that’s all I’m saying.”Phaedra: “Every sainthas a past and ever sinner a future.”Kim: “Well that ring didn’t mean a thing!”NeeNee: “Oooh,squeezing my Hello Kitty SHUT!”
Kody: Where’s Mare,my lover?Candy: “I think youput her out to pasture long ago.”Cynthia: “Galloping far away if she’s smart!” "She's leading by a chin."Phaedra: “You meanthe one with a bathing suit on that looks like a pretzel dipped in cottagecheese?” Kim: “B$T%^ is overat my house trying to steal my Versace China!” NeNe: “Don’t youmean your project manager?”
Kody: "Hey NeNe,do you want to give your leftover house money to Kim?"Candy: “Glad I got my own empire, and a pre-nup.”Cynthia: “This shouldbe gooooddd child, yes NeNe, do you?”Phaedra: “Oh lawd,I’m taking something that takes the edge off before I scream or poop on myself”!Kim: “Hell ya!”NeNe: “I’ll snap your neck and make your eyeballs pop out, Iain’t playin! When you was running your mouth, I was running to the bank! SHUTUP! You take your finite resources and put them where the sun don’t shine! I’mthe rich, bitch!!Bloop bloop!”
"To me, dating adivorced woman had an ICK factor"Candy: “Well, datingyou made me make toys if you get my drift.”Cynthia: “Don’t you mean cold-sore factor?”Phaedra: “Well I wanted a CLEAN man!”Kim: “Oh hell, what’s next, world peace?”NeNe: “You can take your Keep Sweet, Validate, lifestyle,autonomy, Plural, raggidity ass right back to Yoming, you ghetto fool. Watchout, you’ll end up in the ocean.”
Kody: "I got abomb I am dropping today: I PICKED THE DRESS!"Candy: "Are we sure he isn’t wearing the dress?”Cynthia: “And it shows, that’s all I’m saying’”Phaedra: “Now why would a proper southern man want to pick out a dress?” Kim: “Mine was better B$%$^.’NeNe: “And she’s got a whole lot up in that dress, a deadpoppa, wigs, Victoria’s Secret, Std’s, grifters, bills, Ora-gel, plans to marry up, Whoknows what else?” “Oh and serendipityand buzz!”
Kody: "I NEED tobe obeyed!"Candy: “Me and mom don’t play, you hear me!” Cynthia: “That boy is barking up the wrong trees.” Phaedra: “Why do these other women cry over such a rudeman?”Kim: (pointing to boobs) “My girls don’t obey anyone in thepoorhouse!” NeeNee: “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord splitya~! THAT IS SO STUPID, SHUT UP, BLOOP BLOOP! How many times do I have to tellyour dumb ass this?”
Shout out to Caramel Brownie for her great picture above!! Now your turn…. Let’s hear your Atlanta Housewives/Kody conversations!
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