In tonight's episode, we were introduced to three of Kody's nine siblings. Kody's eldest brother Scott, is a polygamist with 2 wives and 16 children. Then there's Curtis, and his wife Erica who do not practice polygamy because he doesn't believe in plural marriage. In fact, he doesn't believe in the Book of Mormon either. He's just a Christian.
Youngest brother Michael is also a polygamist and is due to show up later, sans wife but on the lookout for his second - maybe.
After a few minutes of obligatory hugging, the boys decide to ride their choppers. For some reason, Kody decides to pull out the ugliest looking jacket with a dragon(?) on the back. I guess at one time it was fashionable, but, damn....The boys hop on their choppers and cautiously ride to the oldest biker bar in Las Vegas. Now, if your religion prohibits drinking alcohol, and even being in a bar is prohibited, then why would you go to a bar? We're talking VEGAS here. Surely there was someplace these guys could have rode their choppers to that wasn't a bar!
Totally ridiculous segment.NOTE TO PRODUCERS: Who ever had the smart idea to have two guys who don't drink for religious reason go to a bar, they need to be FIRED for a DUMBASS idea.
After Kody looks at one of his many designer watches, he decides it's time to hit the road if they are going to be home when Michael arrives.
Hopping on their choppers, they scurry on home...carefully...
So while the boys were gone, what were the girls up to?
The girls went to...a paint your own pottery store. NOTE TO PRODUCERS: HELLO! The Browns are not in Utah...they are in VEGAS! Show some real Vegas sights! Show the boys walking down the strip checking out future wives to take home! Show the girls wandering into a museum, or art store or even a high end clothing boutique and have Christine ask for 12 bright colored baby doll blouses, size small.
Hells bells, doesn't Vegas have a couple of dozen Victoria Secret Stores? I'm sure Robyn can teach her sister wives a thing or two about keeping the honeymoon alive with a sexy item from VS! What a snoozefest!
Anyway, I suppose Robyn can sell that crap they made in her My Sister Wife's Closet online store....whenever it actually goes online that is...
Back on the homefront, Michael finally arrives. Imagine his surprise when the door opens and Robyn's eldest daughter jumps in front of Kody, arms outstretched for a hug!
Haha, Michael deftly sidesteps the youngster to hug his older brother instead.
But wait, Robyn's youngest daughter shows how it's done. You have to distract your prey by pretending to hug the object of your prey's attention.
Haha, apparently Michael has had experience with this type of attention grabbing. He just ignores the distraction and focuses on his target, Truely.
Guys night out. What a concept, and Kody wants to go shoot off his new 'weapon' he got for Christmas. And when Curtis learns he can rent his own 'weapon' he yells "Vegas is AWESOME!"
Whatever dudes....
After shooting a gazillion noisy rounds off, Kody says he just saved himself "... a thousand dollars on emotional therapy with his psychologist. "I fail to see the humor. And he should sue his psychologist for malpractice.
I chalk this up to a boy's thing...
Back on the home front, we find the women folk cooking up a mess of sushi. And judging from the way this sushi was being cut, it definitely was a mess....OUCH!Erica's never had sushi before, so being a good sport, she says yes to sampling the Browns version of a California Roll (I think).
NOTE TO PRODUCERS: You missed a comedic opportunity by not spiking Erica's sushi roll with wasabi. Okay, she did seem like a nice lady. Maybe they should have had an Iron Chef like competition with a secret ingredient like soft codfish roe! And blindfolded Meri and Robyn for a 'taste test'. Yeah, now we're talking!
Where the girls had homemade sushi, the boys sampled the Italian delights at Don Vito's, located in the South Point Hotel. Of course, Kody had to embarrass his younger brother by noting Michael passed up a 'sophisticated vinagrette' for ranch dressing on his salad. Hey Kody, Michael wanted ranch, OK? At least he's not a pretentious jackhole like you, know what I mean?
And leave Michael alone about getting a second wife!
The next day, Kody holds his obligatory Guests in the House religious service. With his family seated like in a church, Kody gives his sermon while his oldest brother watches. Kody seems to have practiced his public speaking, however, he has a long way to go. I still don't understand what the heck he was talking about.
The difference between Scott and Kody was very apparent. Scott looked like an authority figure, while Kody looked like a surfer dude who wandered into the wrong house, at the wrong time.Checking out the audience, looks like Aspyn was present, but Baby Sol was MIA. After the service was over, Kody quickly bid adieu to his brothers because he and the wives had to hurry over to Christine's house for a meeting with Mona, the real estate lady.
Of course Mona tries to put a positive spin on the castastrophe that occured last week with Tanya the loan officer. She tells them " Keep in mind we were actually rushing this...so we were looking at unconventional financing." Ever the cock-eyed optimist, Mona tells the Browns that since they are now looking primarily at the 4 vacant lots at the end of the cul-de-sac, it will give the Browns more time to work on their credit scores, improving their chances for finding traditional financing with a lower down payment. NOTE TO PRODUCER: Send a sample of whatever Mona's been smoking to Cynical Jinx because it takes YEARS to clean up a CBR.
As the episode ends, the Browns have renewed hope of finding their new homes.
Yep, this show has definitely jumped the shark.
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